Alien Abduction Lamp

Alien Abduction Lamp is something new, unique and original for the lamp industry, a really good alternative to the old boring lamps. Some of you might already want to purchase this lamp, but ( bad news ) this lamp is still in the concept stage. I know that this lamp is awesome, but we’ll have to wait until Lasse Klein ( Alien Abduction Lamp designer ) will produce this lamp. Here’s how it works. There’s a light bulb inside the supremely awesome metal UFO on top, which illuminates the windows and the mysterious aliens inside. Because of the way the lamp is built, the light also illuminates the glass beam, creating that delightful X-Files effect.

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47 responses to “Alien Abduction Lamp” - Add yours!

  1. very cool said:
    June 6, 2007

    I want one BAD.

  2. nice said:
    June 6, 2007

    this is one nice lamp brother

  3. crayzie said:
    June 6, 2007

    AWESOME…..Is ooo have to get one

  4. Angie said:
    June 6, 2007

    Very kewl!

  5. theY4Kman said:
    June 6, 2007

    That is awesome. I gotta get myself one of those :D

  6. Freak on a leash said:
    June 6, 2007

    This is so stupid! How can you like this stuff?!?!?!?!

  7. Jim Gregory said:
    June 6, 2007

    Do you have a lamp like this for mother-in-laws?

  8. Anonymous Coward said:
    June 6, 2007

    Only one word can describe this: Awesome!

  9. jitter said:
    June 6, 2007

    This is retarded

  10. MooJoo said:
    June 6, 2007

    Cow should look more concerned….

  11. Michael said:
    June 6, 2007

    me want! :)

  12. June 6, 2007

    pretty cool for kids, and for mother-in-laws too. Good shit

  13. TJ said:
    June 6, 2007

    That’s my Cow..! You bastards..!

  14. June 6, 2007

    Nice, I told them cows to stay away from the light!

  15. Klynne Breeze said:
    June 6, 2007


  16. Marilyn said:
    June 6, 2007

    I really want this lamp!!

  17. Vittoria said:
    June 6, 2007

    Bloody hell, I’d give anything for that thing…

  18. Alan said:
    June 6, 2007

    A lamp with a real difference, really original well done

  19. hankmarvin said:
    June 6, 2007

    cant fault it, agree that the cow should be more upset at the prospect of being udderly examined lol. good work sorry bout the joke………

  20. moabmusher said:
    June 6, 2007

    Change the cow to a new age hippie, and ill order them in bulk

  21. Harnky said:
    June 6, 2007

    Uh huh, another cute novelty item. Sorry, no room for it; I just got Bigmouth Billy Bass–now THAT is funny.

  22. Mike said:
    June 6, 2007

    Very nice, uplifting (for the cow anyway).

  23. June 6, 2007

    i don’t know… it doesn’t look to me like that cow is gonna fit through that hatch too well…( in fact, even if it gets in, it’s gonna be taking up like half the interior space of the ship… these guys should have gone for the SUV flying saucer, unless they’re just planning on quickly rendering, freeze-drying, or otherwise disintigrating the poor thing.P

  24. tigertina said:
    June 6, 2007

    I’m getting one as soon as its released.

  25. Hans said:
    June 6, 2007

    Really, really, really nice! I want it!

  26. emily said:
    June 6, 2007

    Very innovative!

  27. FoxMulder said:
    June 6, 2007

    @Freak on a leash:

    Some people have a sense of humor. Obviously you don’t. Shame, really.

  28. George Costanza said:
    June 6, 2007

    Why would a cow look concerned? Like she *knows* she’s about to be probed or something??

    When have you EVER seen a stressed out cow?

  29. Brick said:
    June 6, 2007

    i love lamp

  30. Tom Donald said:
    June 6, 2007

    It’s a wee marvel, but without the levitation of the cow it would be nothing. I suppose you might say that about so many aspects of modern life. Possibly.

  31. grizzy said:
    June 7, 2007

    I would want more things being brought up, like people, cars.

  32. shovelhead said:
    June 7, 2007

    want it, need it , gotta have it , now!

  33. kool kat said:
    June 7, 2007

    thats cool you should sell them

  34. shovelhead said:
    June 7, 2007

    i want it , i need it , i gotta have it .

  35. Frankymole said:
    June 7, 2007

    Does the cow move up and down like those bubbles in lava lamps?

  36. Cowman said:
    June 7, 2007

    I coulda used a little more cow bell.

  37. Eric said:
    June 7, 2007

    Very, very cool. My son would dig this for his college dorm room! I want!!!


  38. Derek said:
    June 7, 2007

    Thats the coolest fucking thing ive ever seen!!! I NEED ONE NOW!! OH MY GOD. THIS IS SO AWESOME. HOLY CRAP. I NEED ONE. AHHH!!

  39. marisxla said:
    June 8, 2007

    wouldnt be all too difficult to make one, rather than waiting on it.

  40. butch5353 said:
    June 14, 2007

    great lamp,please send me one.
    can’t believe the rude comments about the cow, oh well!

  41. Shanti Town said:
    June 15, 2007

    No really. I want one.

  42. RP said:
    August 26, 2007

    Maybe could be an alarm clock aswell?

  43. Dave said:
    September 2, 2007

    I want one really bad, I bet we even get probed at some point:) Yay!!!

  44. UFO Era said:
    October 6, 2007

    That is cool. I especially like the cow in the beam :)

  45. bomba said:
    October 10, 2009

    My thoughts exactly.

  46. Abductee said:
    October 19, 2009

    The lamp is now available to buy from as a special edition!

  47. Selysteena said:
    October 3, 2010

    CREATIVE! ♥_______♥

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